KELSO AND JACKIE WERE THE GREATEST SHIP IN TELEVISION HISTORY AND IT’S COMING TRUE IS THIS REAL LIFE I CANT EVEN
|Peter:||Hey Babs, settle something for us. I wanted to bring, um, an owl on this trip, but Lois wouldn't let me. Could you have accommodated an owl?|
|Babs:||Well I suppose there's some room in the owlery, but I can't be certain.|
|Peter:||I'll take that as a yes. [to Lois] You owe Doctor Who an apology!|
"1500 people went into the sea when Titanic sank from under it. There were 20 lifeboats floating nearby, and only one came back. One. Six were saved from the icy water; myself included. Six out of 1500. Afterwards, the 700 people in the boats had nothing to do but to wait. Wait to die. Wait to live. Wait for an absolution, that would never come."
Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.
THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS